Brothers, Sisters, and Friends of the Revolution,
You know the drill: pay money, make picks, watch season fritter away without a win, promise to do better next year.
Well, it's "next year" already. So raid your couch cushions, your car ashtrays, the need-a-penny-take-a-penny cups at Kwik-ee-Mart, and the nearby tables of inattentive waitresses.
Despite the breadlines, battered fedoras, and getting some of that free guv'ment gravy, the recent economic downturn has had no effect on SkyNet's demand for your tribute.
Got to be in it to win it. Got to pay $88 to be in it. You can make the algebraic link.
As duly self-appointed representative, you can pay me. Soon, por favor. The opening kickoff date is barreling down on us like Kate Gosselin on a chance to give a quote to Entertainment Tonight.
El Commissionero
